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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Close Encounters of the Horne Kind

Despite that amazingly cheesy title, I must admit I am excited to go to sleep lately knowing that my dreams will bring me inter-galactic adventures.




It all started with slo-mo purple lightening that slowly snaked it’s way to the ground and beamed up all those in sight. Quite naturally I hid.

Next dream, I entered a part of town where bizarre social experiments were being conducted by aliens. All those who tried to leave were promptly zapped by laser beams. I dug a tunnel under the boarder and shielded myself from detection by dressing in heavy lead. Can you believe everyone thought I was out of my mind?

Last night. The world as we know it was changed when an nuclear missile was launched at Greenland and made all the earth’s water toxic. Humankind evacuated on a large spaceship (think WALL-E) for one year. When we returned, the water was indeed still poisoned and we slowly died out as a race.

I gather that this all means that I am really nervous about moving to Sacramento.